This is YOU

Dear Cologetmomo,

It’s fascinating how someone like you—a self-proclaimed keyboard warrior—seems to forget how little influence you actually wield in the real world.

The loudest guy/girl in the room (you) usually has the most to prove and no way to prove it

You’ve spent an entire year chasing after what you believe is the lowest hanging fruit. Yet, despite all your efforts, you’ve achieved nothing except for harassing and bullying volunteers, plus an elderly man, as well as insulting and abusing a world war 2 veteran – that is why you are mine now, you couldn’t walk away, you kept attacking people you thought were weak targets – but no mate, we Australians do not cower to bullies, and that’s what you are, everyone can see you stem from a place of hatred because you hate yourself. You started a hate sub and it got banned and then started another one 2 days later, it’s all on public record, that is why we now use you as our own source of entertainment and laughter, and yet, you take reddit seriously ‘cos you are so fucking stupid. All you have in life is ad hominem and dunning kruger. I can type faster than you can think.

You don’t have the courage or ability to make any meaningful impact, so instead, you hide behind a screen, lashing out at those who do. It’s laughable.

You’re exactly the kind of person that even other cyclists despise. You’ve become a caricature of everything they loathe: bitter, insecure, and desperate for relevance. And yet, despite all your attempts to tear me down, all you’ve done is work for me. Yes, you read that right—you work for me.

The irony is delicious. Every insult you throw, every post you make—it all serves to promote what I stand for. You are my most dedicated employee, working tirelessly for free. Your hatred fuels my success. You’ve become so obsessed with me that I barely need to lift a finger anymore; you do all the heavy lifting for me.

Do you even realize how much of your life you’ve wasted on this? While I continue to live my life and build my success, you sit there, consumed by your own bitterness. It’s pathetic. You’ve spent a year of your life focused on me—someone who doesn’t even need to acknowledge your existence to win.

What’s truly amusing is how predictable you are. Every time I see your name pop up, I know exactly what’s coming: another sad attempt at criticism that only serves to highlight your own insecurity. You can’t handle being called out for what you are—a troll with nothing better to do than obsess over someone else’s achievements.

You think you’re hurting me? No. You’re doing exactly what I want you to do. Every post you make about sandponics only brings more attention to it. Every insult only strengthens my position. You’re not fighting against me—you’re working for me.And here’s the best part: you can’t stop. You’re trapped in this cycle of obsession because without me, what would you have? What purpose would your life serve if not to follow my every move? You’ve become so fixated on trying to bring me down that you’ve lost sight of everything else.

I own you.

You can pretend otherwise all you want, but we both know the truth.

The more you try to fight it, the deeper you sink into this hole you’ve dug for yourself. And I love it.

So go ahead—keep posting, keep obsessing, keep promoting sandponics without even realizing it. You’re doing exactly what I want you to do. You’re my biggest fan, whether you like it or not.

And when this is all said and done—when you’ve wasted even more of your life on this pointless crusade—I’ll still be here, thriving, while you’ll be left with nothing but regret.

Now get back to work—you’ve got more posts to write for me.

We would prefer it if you would stop posting into your own echochamber (the one we created for you to put yourself in) as your content generally only gets one like, try and reach a bigger audience and stop wasting both of our time.

Surely you can reach more than one person?????  Maybe you can’t, maybe you are really that fucking stupid that you can’t even get an audience to view your shite. Your review are shit, your posts are shit, and no one even gives a dam about your comments unless it is some mundane social media bullshit that does nothing positive in real life. Pull yourself out of this slump and actually put in some god damn effort for fucks sake, hit up other subs, keep mentioning the book damn it, what is wrong with you? The only purpose you have in life is hate but you can’t even get that right.

Are you aware of the definition of “ad hominem” or “dunning-kruger” ?   Because that defines 99% of who you are.

You think you know more, you think you are better, but look at what you really do, you can’t even manage Tilapia, that is how fucking dumb you are. Afircans living in a rurl village with no electricity and can’t spek english can keep tilapia alive and you, geezus fucking christ, you are a fish killer. It’s cos your brain is full of fish shit.  You know it, I know it, and everyone that has read your drivel knows it.

You are now, officially, dumber than Steve Raisner, ake Steve Dreads, aka Potent Ponics. You should get married ‘cos there is no other pair of useless tools anywhere in the world like you. I own both of you, I consume you, you know it, I know it, but what can you do Karen? Nothing.

Well, I take that back, you give me a source of pleasure, every time you comment or post or downvote my content I know I have won.

All your posts and comments mean jack fucking shit, literally, you do nothing and no one respects you. How does it feel to be this useless in 2024 spending a year of your energy purely on ME. It’s rhetorical, who fucking cares about such a petty, hateful, lonely, loser such as yourself?  I’m the only one you have, that os how and why I fucking own you. Make some more memes BITCH, YOU WORK FOR ME NOW AND FOREVER.

You need to channel down deep inside and figure out how to channel that hate and spread it more, like a cancer, like a Karen. 

A wise man once said, you are full of fish shit. What kind of dumbshit kills Tilapia, you are so fucking dumb ad all you can do is try and turn the hate you have for yourself onto others……for literally a year now, so fucking stupid, if I was you I would kill myself.

I am, literally, the best thing in your life, and I know that because you are stuck now in this hole you dug. You need the hate, you need me, you need something to post or cry about because you would have NOTHING else, nothing.

Look at what you have achieved after all this time, nothing but being a petty hating bitch, and you still have to do it because I own you, I told you to jeep hating us, I told you to keep posting about us.

I, FUCKING OWN YOU BITCH, YOUR WHOLE LIFE BELONGS TO ME NOW.

Can you please post  in a sub that gets more views than one person.

It would also be helpful to link to our website and also to mention the book that we have available.

Please continue to spend every hour of your life obsessed with a meth head that made beats for a while. Please continue your hatred and keep spreading the message about this meth head that was “banned from reddit” but actually, started to smoke less meth and realized only dumbfucks, fatfucks and meth heads use reddit and so he deleted the account you fkn dipshit moron, even your links to the username prove you are so fucking stupid, how can anyone be as stupid as fucking you?.

You snatched a sub?  Yeah right, you were baited into your own self made echo chamber filled with fish shit and no air con or ventilation, you get high off fish shit so much it has filled the cavity where your brain should be. I am here speaking directly to you, and only you, but you are an old women Karen yelling at clouds – such a productive life you fat stupid miserable angry fuck.

Reddit represents the largest base of dumbfuck morons in the world, reddit can suck a fucking dick. That’s what you do Karen, all you have and all you ever will have is fucking reddit and lame ass generic comments, you are a 8 year old girl chasing “likes”.

I’m not sure what you are better at, hate or jealousy.

You’re marketing is useless, you’d be better of trying to grow Tilapia you dumbfuck fish killer full of fish shit.

Thank you for your continued assistance with the “algorithm”.

All these posts and comments attract a lot of interest, and you do it voluntarily too, so thank you.

Anyway, I command you to keep posting and commenting about us and our book, do you realize the credibility you have and how fucking stupid you are, like, so fucking stupid, we don’t even sell a course…..I shouldn’t be giving you tips right, but you need the handicap. You don’t even know what a “CEO” is, you literally do not know what ‘open source’ means, you literally are completely unable to comprehend what a volunteer is, I fucking love you for the side entertainment you give me, you are the single greatest source of motivation I have.

You Karen (cologetmomo) and Steve are my biggest motivators to keep going. They say when you attract hate it means you are doing something right…..well, I fucking love you and love Steve, and you both HATE me with so much passion, so much obsession, and what about helping people to feed themselves?  Nah, YOU AND STEVE ARE THE SPICE GIRLS OF THE REAL WORLD, YOU SING AND DANCE BUT YOU DO NOTHING. Nothing.

You are so fucking stupid that you can’t do basic math; 8meters×3.5meters=28square meters.

This is how we know how stupid you actually are!

Still have no clue what ad hominem or dunning kruger means, this is why and how I get my entertainment from you, you are literally so fucking stupid. You don’t even know how to do a comprehensive review, you know nothing about the scientific method, all you do is carry on like a LITTLE GIRL. I do that, but only here, only talking DIRECTLY, to you, only a fucking dipshit fat fuck cyclist that likes to fuck little boys would obsess over me and my friends and family. Only you would harass children, under-age children mind you.

LOOK WHO’S BEEN A GOOD BOY, YOU ACTUALLY POSTED ABOUT US AND OUR BOOK IN A SUB THAT GETS VIEWS & COMMENTS, I TOLD YOU THAT I OWN YOU, DIDN’T I. AIM FOR MORE VIEWS, TRY IN A BIGGER SUB…..CONSIDER A DIFFERENT TACTIC BITCH, WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO DO TO HELP US WIN. 

Honestly, you’ve been in this game of hatred for so close to a year and this is the first time you’ve made a post that got some views, BUT, you only did it because I told you to…..are you really that fucking stupid that you need someone to hold your hand and show you?????   Did it really take you a whole year to figure out no one gives a shit about you or your post except other dumbfuck fat fucks on reddit?

Sandponics, Sandponics, Sandponics, Sandponics,  – that is the only thing you need to tell yourself when you wake up, and when you go to bed, that is the only thing you need to think about in life. You need to step your fucking game up because where are your other trolls hey?

Wonder what could have happened to them to make them shut the fuck up……you were warned but you are too fucking stupid, how about some more cycling and less playing with yourself while masturbating over reddit likes.

THAT’S ONLY ONE POST THOUGH, ONLY 98 VIEWS SO FAR, WE ONLY GOT 4 BOOKS SOLD THOUGH SO KEEP TRYING, KEEP POSTING, KEEP COMMENTING. 

you can do better karen, more subs, a bigger reach, do it bitch.

You are my purpose in life now, you are my end goal. Before I go, I am dragging you down. You are going to know what fear is.

No one is going to believe your drivel when you can’t even get your fucking facts straight.

You can’t even keep Tilapia alive you stupid fat fuck cyclist dickwad.

Seen the price of bitcoin you stupid fuck.

Lawyers, flights, bribes all that shit is cheap as fuck and your karma debt is long overdue.

Come spend a day out on the boat with my samoan brothers, we got an engine and a fucking nice chain to put around ya neck.

We got members in every state you bitch, keep yapping and you will see what happens.

Every time you make a post or comment you work for me and you prove that we are winning, suck shit you stupid, stupid fat fuck full of fish shit. Nothing but a bully.

You are an empty vessel and that is why you make so much noise.

The loudest guy in the room is always the weakest and dumbest.

No one respects a bully you dumb fuck moron, weak ass keyboard warrior resorting to ad hominem to attack world war 2 veterans, you know they have family right?

As in literally, the same place you live you STUPID stupid STUPID halfwit.

 

Cologetmomo, you are the real Karen.

Sincerely,

Your Master

 

 

 

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