Momo is Found!
Alright everyone, let’s have a moment of silence for our troll’s social life. It died of neglect eight years ago […]
The Year a Man Died and Nobody Noticed
In the grand, echoing colosseum of the internet, where gods are forged and legends are born, there occasionally scurries a
The Historical Echoes of “Idiocracy Syndrome”
This isn’t a uniquely 21st-century phenomenon. The sense of societal decay, of a ruling class that seems actively hostile to
After Years of Letting Corporations Raise Their Kids, Government Steps In to Set a Digital Curfew
IN SHORT: A SUMMARY FOR PEOPLE WHOSE ATTENTION SPAN HAS BEEN RUINED BY TIKTOK In a move powered by tears,
State Passes ‘Please Don’t Look Like a Fascist Thug’ Bill; Federal Thugs Announce They Will Continue to Accessorize as They See Fit
IN SHORT: A SUMMARY FOR THOSE CURRENTLY BEING DETAINED BY MASKED MEN California has politely asked law enforcement, including the
Political Figure Martyred in Predictable Tragedy; Powerful Friends Immediately Seize Opportunity to Burn Down Library of Civil Liberties
IN SHORT: A SUMMARY FOR THOSE ALREADY ON THE RUN A man who made a living poking bears was tragically
Mafia Don Tells Concerned City Council Members to Shove Their Proclamation, Vows to Continue Building Racket on Disputed Territory
IN SHORT: A SUMMARY FOR PEOPLE WITH PLACES TO BE After receiving a strongly-worded letter from several mid-level managers (Albanese,
In Historic Gesture, Powerful Nations Magnanimously Decide a Place They Helped Burn Down Theoretically Exists
By our correspondent for Geopolitical Theatre & Advanced Bullsh*t Studies IN SHORT: A SUMMARY FOR THE WILLFULLY DISTRACTED After helping
Government Tackles Cancer by Defunding Cures, Cites ‘Bad Vibes’ from Scientists
IN SHORT: A SUMMARY FOR THE TERMINALLY CYNICAL In a bold move to streamline the healthcare system, the Trump administration